it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
- White girls: 'OMG I'm so sick of white girl jokes! Not all of us like Starbucks and Ugg boots and iPhones! We're individuals with different likes and dislikes! Stop using stereotypes! It's racist!'
- Same white girls: 'OMG I loooove Korean men, they are so cute! Japan is so amazing. *turns around to a Chinese-American girl* So you like sushi, right? Why dont you wear lolita? -You'd look SO cute in it! I LOVE kimchi! You're not...quiet... like other Asians! But your eyes are so big- you must be white! Can you eat rice plain? I HATE plain rice. Do your parents own a Chinese food store? *reblogs a thousand creepshots of Asian girls and ramen noodles* *uses random Japanese words* *calls themselves honorary Asians* *wants to move to Korea to stalk idols*'